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Sunday, Dec. 05, 2004 - 12:17 a.m.
12:01 a.m. Being characteristically a pessimist and cynic moving to New York City and some of the other nice things that have happened to me in the last couple of months I'm afraid may turn me into some sort of hopeful optimist and ruin my whole life.
12:05 a.m. And then where will I be?
12:06 a.m. My only hope maybe to kill a hobo. Although my inclination is to bathe one and then dress him up all pretty-like in vintage Armani.
12:11 a.m. Dear God, how much time do I have left before I start wearing floral print and humming show tunes on the subway?
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