Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - 11:06 p.m.

The Provincetown Diaries

Day Four � Tuesday

9:00 a.m. Food.

10:00 a.m. Nap.

11:00 a.m. ChickenFoot.

12:00 p.m. Beach.

1:00 p.m. Food.

2:00 p.m. Nap.

3:00 p.m. ChickenFoot.

4:00 p.m. Food.

5:00 p.m. Nap.

6:00 p.m. ChickenFoot.

9:00 p.m. After a day of sun and fun I was great just to kick back at the cottage and watch some television. The program of choice was, of course, the Bravo Channel�s "Boy Meets Boy" or as I like to call it, "Mo Meets Ho" and can�t wait till the fall when Bravo airs its lesbian counter-program, and surefire hit, "Girl Eats Girl."

10:00 p.m. Keeping with the theme of the vacation we stayed glued to the set for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and were mortified by the filthy shambles of the apartment. I realize that the guy is straight but what up with the wife. She can�t pick up a sponge or run a vacuum? And why is her nag switch in the off position? I�d be hounding that man�s nasty cluttered disgustingly dirty ass until he cleaned up his act and throw some shit away if for no other reason than to shut me the hell up.

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