Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - 2:07 a.m.

The Provicetown Diaries

Day Three � Monday �continued

11:28 a.m. We finally get the courage to venture out of the cottage and hiding behind sunglasses make our way into town in search of cure for our hangovers.

11:35 a.m. Considering how easy it was to add a bit of swish and sway to our stride last evening it is proving much more difficult than expected to loose it this morning.

11:41 a.m. I�m convinced they all recognize us and perceive their whispers to be less than flattering.

12:03 p.m. Unable to take the scrutiny any longer one poor gent caught leering at T-Mo was slapped down with, "What are you staring at? So what if I wear a size 16. What�s it to you, bitch?" Coffee, T-Mo needs his coffee.

12:50 p.m. After a large orange juice, three to five glasses of water and a diet Coke I momentarily felt better or at least able to make my way back to the cottage for a much needed nap.

1:30 p.m. We hit the beach for a tan and a nap interspersed with a seaside game of Chicken Foot.

7:00 p.m. Low carb dinner followed by group push-ups, sit-ups, lunges and squats.

9:00 p.m. The five of us are glued to the television set watching, dishing and trashing NBC�s "For Love or Money."

12:30 a.m. I can�t play another round of Chicken Foot with these men. Not because I don�t love the game but because it is just too dang exhausting to be in the company of four other bitchy gay men on vacation constantly trading one line innuendoes hour after hour after hour.

...to be continued

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