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Thursday, Mar. 20, 2003 - 5:27 p.m. 4:42 p.m. My assistant comes into my office and plunks himself down on the couch. Knoxville: Man I�ve put the weight on. Garloo: Yeah, you have. What�s that about? Knoxville: I blame myself, Girl Scout Cookies and you. Actually, mostly you. Garloo: Wow. Good to know. Knoxville: Can I sue you for weight-gain harassment? Garloo: The problem there is you�ve got no before photos. Only the after. Knoxville: I�ve got naked video footage of myself standing in front of a full-length mirror but I don�t think I�d want to show it in a court of law. Garloo: Where do you think you would like to show it and when? Knoxville: Can I consider that comment sexual harassment? Garloo: Yep. Knoxville: Good to know. � |