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Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2003 - 1:03 p.m.
5:20 p.m. While I painstakingly waited for the clock to slowly tick it�s way a bit closer to 6:00 p.m. Knoxville, my 24 year old (straight) assistant, came up with a game to distract us from the boredom.
Knoxville: Who�d you rather sleep with Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
Garloo: Ben Affleck.
Knoxville: Really. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?
Garloo: Whoever bathed most recently.
Knoxville: Will or Jack
Garloo: Karen
Knoxville: Someone freakishly tall or freakishly short?
Garloo: Freakishly tall or short? You mean like 7�5" or 3�5"?
Knoxville: Okay, someone 6 inches taller than you or 6 inches shorter than you?
Garloo: Shorter
Knoxville: Someone with hair down to their knees or bald?
Garloo: Bald
Knoxville: Someone with exceptionally big ears or an exceptionally big nose?
Garloo: Ears.
Knoxville: Someone deaf or blind?
Garloo: Knoxville! Okay deaf.
Knoxville: Covered in Jack cheese or Cheddar?
Garloo: Cheddar. WHAT?
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