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Tuesday, Mar. 04, 2003 - 5:58 p.m.
10:28 a.m. While sitting around chatting with my assistant, Knoxville, in an attempt to kill time until lunch I shared with him my fascination with a recently watched documentary on the world�s sea turtles. Thinking out loud I mused to Knoxville, "Why would God create such a strange little creature with their big round shells and retractable stubby legs." Knoxville replied, "I know, like why would God make sea-monsters?" "Sea-monsters?" I asked, "You mean like Loch Ness?" Knoxville, "Yeah."
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