Friday, Nov. 22, 2002 - 3:26 p.m.

9:05 a.m. Lupe, my new cleaning lady, was all smiles I showed her around my apartment. I think she really appreciated me showing her where my valuables where hidden so she didn�t have to waste a lot of time searching for them on her own. I also pointed out my most prized fragile and expensive breakables so that she wouldn�t have to bother breaking things I have no attachment to whatsoever. I decided not to reveal where I keep my porn collection so not to ruin all her fun.

9:23 a.m. As I walk out the door I remember to go back and turn on my hidden cleaning-lady cam.

10:01 a.m. Had a delightful conversation with a young teller at Wells Fargo:

Teller: You can�t deposit a third party check.

Teller: Cause you can�t.

Garloo: Why not?

Teller: Cause we don�t accept them?

Garloo: Why not?

Teller: Cause we stopped accepting them last January.

Garloo: Why?

Teller: Hold on, let me ask.

10:14 a.m.

Teller: I guess we just don�t anymore.

Garloo: Well, I deposit them all the time.

Teller: In the ATM?

Garloo: Yeah.

Teller: Well if you do that they�ll red flag you.

Garloo: Yeah.

Teller: If they red flag you they�ll close your account.

Garloo: And?

Teller: You won�t be able to bank here anymore.

Garloo: And?

Teller: What do you mean?

Garloo: What do I mean�(deep breath)(deep deep breath)...nothing. Have a good day.

10:20 a.m. I hate acting reasonable. It takes way too much energy and I just don�t like it. I need to be true to myself and it�s just not me.

3:30 p.m. Can�t wait to get home and watch my cleaning-lady hidden-cam video. Nothing gets me hotter than watching someone else clean my apartment.

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