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Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005 - 12:57 p.m.
11:19 a.m. Sitting in the library trying to focus on my 25-page epidemiology paper, due in a matter of days, I find myself debating the paper’s title. It is currently entitled, “The Biomedical Basis of Disease: Problems and Limits of Epidemiology” but I am giving serious consideration to changing it to “The Conquest of Infectious Disease: The Resurgence of Genetic Diseases and Other Inborn Errors.”
11:28 a.m. Lost in thought, still weighing my two title options, I am suddenly brought back into consciousness when I absentmindedly equate “conquest” with sex. Appalled with myself for caring so much about something not fashion, food or sex related I declare to the quiet room, “I’m a huge nerd.”
11:30 a.m. While being forcefully escorted out of the library I turn to my fellow students and assure them, “You know I was kidding. I’m not really a nerd.” In an effort to strengthen my defense I toss out, “Did you know pink is the navy blue of India.”
11:31 a.m. Luckily I thought twice before declaring to the crowded hallway that, “I’m a huge gay nerd!”