Wednesday, Aug. 06, 2003 - 11:06 p.m.

The Provincetown Diaries

Day Four – Tuesday

9:00 a.m. Food.

10:00 a.m. Nap.

11:00 a.m. ChickenFoot.

12:00 p.m. Beach.

1:00 p.m. Food.

2:00 p.m. Nap.

3:00 p.m. ChickenFoot.

4:00 p.m. Food.

5:00 p.m. Nap.

6:00 p.m. ChickenFoot.

9:00 p.m. After a day of sun and fun I was great just to kick back at the cottage and watch some television. The program of choice was, of course, the Bravo Channel’s "Boy Meets Boy" or as I like to call it, "Mo Meets Ho" and can’t wait till the fall when Bravo airs its lesbian counter-program, and surefire hit, "Girl Eats Girl."

10:00 p.m. Keeping with the theme of the vacation we stayed glued to the set for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and were mortified by the filthy shambles of the apartment. I realize that the guy is straight but what up with the wife. She can’t pick up a sponge or run a vacuum? And why is her nag switch in the off position? I’d be hounding that man’s nasty cluttered disgustingly dirty ass until he cleaned up his act and throw some shit away if for no other reason than to shut me the hell up.

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